Not.. again

Thank god it's friday again! first thing first, i am so proud to say i attended all my classes this week very gooooooooood, full attendance for the week! :)

okay now, i will share with all of you the highlight of the night but pardon me for the coarse language used! so here goes, we saw a motherfucking hugeass lizard at the doorstep when we returned home from dinner, fuck that motherfucking disgusting and despicable fugly creature! i stomped my feet so that it would fucking fuck off far far away but instead it fled towards my direction so i stepped back back back and eventually that cold blood got nearer so i moved further and further away from it, and home!!!

mummy and marcus were already settling down comfortably at home at this point of time, yeah i was too much of a coward to walk past it because ACCORDING TO LESTER lizards love to land on humans' shoulderssss! so, i decided to wait for my daddy as he was parking his vito but when i looked out for him he was still very far away.. no choice, time to show how courageous i am so i decided to walk past/under/beside it WHEREVER THAT MOFO WAS!

fuck, you wouldn't want to know what happened next but NOPE IT DIDN'T LAND ON MY SHOULDERS instead it went crazy! that fucking thing, it fucking ran/sprinted/fled/whatever staright into MY house ok! before it did, when i startled it and it startled me i actually SHRIEKED and it was so damn loud my neighbours had to make sure that nothing's happened, TOTALLY EMBARRASSING and, i had to act as if nothing happened when i was actually cursing and swearing at that fuck under my breath!

okay so i watched that THING crawl into my house wtf, on the floor and onto the cabinet until it reached a safe distance and far enough for me to enter my house, now can you imagine i was spending the whole time outside the house aka the corridor screaming and shouting omg? the neighbours must be wondering SO HARD, okay back to that ugly thing, it hid under the fan and daddy came home at the right time i knew i could count on him! he then drew out a cane and whipped THAT THING over and over again till it DIED, it's not easy getting hold of THAT THING because it's so crazy it's always moving around so quickly, that ugly thing thinks that it's so cool when it's obviously not

so.. phewww, oh! wait not really, cause after it died we realized the tail was fucking detached so we still had to look for the tail, troublsome piece of shit! thank god we found it if not i'd have moved out of the house, cause i really cannot imagine living under the same roof with IT! the closer ones should know how much i HATE that ugly creature, esp after the stupid vibrating incident! it makes me nauseous just by the thought of it, see-ree-us-ly

good, finally end of story i am so gonna write to the MP to tell him about the fucking lizards at my area, they should just wipe every single one of them out, like totally! and make sure they STOP BREEDING!

okay enough. gramma's flying off to taiwan tomorrow, it's marcus-the-pig's birthday tomorrow and i am attending symphonie de république II ‘transition’ with yz, daffy and the birthday pig tomorrow! can't wait oh gloriosa domina, goodnight